Enric's DARWIN AWARD story

It was a warm day, a normal guy driving his motorcicle on an almost deserted south American road when he suddenly finds a gas station and decides to fill up his gas tank.
Until here, everything was a normal fact in a human's life. The big "problem" comes when this guy, with the full gas tank decides to continue the road to his destination, incorporating to the road, and not looking both ways, he fully frontaly bumps a car and flyed twelve methers before landing badly injured. I personally think this was not the real "problem", maybe it was the "solution" to his stupidity.

...So far, everything was pretty normal.

fully frontaly = crashes head on into a car

Guille's DARWIN AWARD story

The shorter the town police

One program of TV rec a polismans as did their job. In this situation, the captain receives a call saying thats thief was stealing in a house. The police men gave the instructions to the TV for them to follow at a distance. When police entered the house caught a police man and asked him who he was and he responded that he was the owner of the house. When police entered the house caught a police man and asked him who he was and he responded that he was the owner of the house. Later a house call them saying they had stolen all the furniture. the police were misled and encumbered.

NOT TOO BRIGHT TOWN POLICE

A TV program shows the policemen "on the job". On one particular case, the captain received a call warning him that there was a burglar in a certain house. .....upon entering the house the policeman asked who the man there was. The man responded that he was the owner of the house. Later on, the police received a call from the real owner of the house, to file a complaint that all of his furniture had been stolen. The police had been misled and deceived.

Juli's DARWIN AWARD story

Crash

These events occurred on 28th of March. Marge was driving with Gary, they were going to see a friend at the hospital when the police started to chase their car. They tried to get away but six police cars were behind them and they had to continue driving so they wouldn't be crashed by the police.

But the amazing thing was that while Marge and Gary were trying to get away, another brigade of polices appeared in front of them. The robbers turned left and the police crashed into them. Five policeman died, Gary and Marge were transferred to the hospital and few days later, when they were feeling better, the police arrested them thinking that they were the robbers.

Marge committed suicide in the prison, Gary survived and the friend died two month later.

EXCELLENT STORY JULI...I CAN TELL YOU DIDN'T USE THE "INSTANT TRANSLATER"...BUT YOU HAVE TO WATCH YOUR VERB TENSES

Nil's DARWIN AWARD story

FUNNY CLASS

One day, in a science class a professor was teaching a class. The professor had a glass eye, and he didn't see very well.
He was talking about the obect resistent's. He said that the glass of the window could resist three times his weight.
To demostrai it he ran to tht window and fe felt 21 meters down. He didn't see that the window was open. LOL

One day, while giving a science class, the teacher, who happened to have a glass eye and as a result, couldn't see very well was talking about...

Toni's DARWIN AWARD story

during a tennis practice sessons on a push tennis court in Gstad a hight school student named Elbru, dicided to check out a tennis ball machine, to now how it worked. it wasn`t necessary to say the machine was working. He put his nose into the machine to inspect it, sudently a ball hit him on the nose breacking it and knocking him out.

better to say "to SEE how it worked.

also, " It wasn't necessary to say" IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, THAT....

IN GENERAL...VERY GOOD WORK...PLEASE INCORPORATE THESE CORRECTIONS AND EDIT YOUR POST

BERTA'S DARWIN AWARD STORY

A young boy with brown eyes and brown hair too, wants to play tennis in his house, precisly in his sitting room. The sitting room is very simple, like him. Its walls are white with some shelves, behind him there is a very ugly and mess kitchen. In front of him there is a ball, a tennis ball. Then this boy takes the tennis racket and throws it against the wall, but since this guy is very stupid he throws it so hard that so the tennis ball bounces back on his face and brokes his nose.

BERTA: The event you described is an excellent candidate for the darwin award!! Now you need to make this event "real" by putting it in the "past narrative tenses" like in the examples.

also try to combine your adjectives instead of making separate sentences. And ONLY use adjectives which contribute to your story. (you know what i mean)