Nil's DARWIN AWARD story

FUNNY CLASS

One day, in a science class a professor was teaching a class. The professor had a glass eye, and he didn't see very well.
He was talking about the obect resistent's. He said that the glass of the window could resist three times his weight.
To demostrai it he ran to tht window and fe felt 21 meters down. He didn't see that the window was open. LOL

One day, while giving a science class, the teacher, who happened to have a glass eye and as a result, couldn't see very well was talking about...

Toni's DARWIN AWARD story

during a tennis practice sessons on a push tennis court in Gstad a hight school student named Elbru, dicided to check out a tennis ball machine, to now how it worked. it wasn`t necessary to say the machine was working. He put his nose into the machine to inspect it, sudently a ball hit him on the nose breacking it and knocking him out.

better to say "to SEE how it worked.

also, " It wasn't necessary to say" IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, THAT....

IN GENERAL...VERY GOOD WORK...PLEASE INCORPORATE THESE CORRECTIONS AND EDIT YOUR POST

BERTA'S DARWIN AWARD STORY

A young boy with brown eyes and brown hair too, wants to play tennis in his house, precisly in his sitting room. The sitting room is very simple, like him. Its walls are white with some shelves, behind him there is a very ugly and mess kitchen. In front of him there is a ball, a tennis ball. Then this boy takes the tennis racket and throws it against the wall, but since this guy is very stupid he throws it so hard that so the tennis ball bounces back on his face and brokes his nose.

BERTA: The event you described is an excellent candidate for the darwin award!! Now you need to make this event "real" by putting it in the "past narrative tenses" like in the examples.

also try to combine your adjectives instead of making separate sentences. And ONLY use adjectives which contribute to your story. (you know what i mean)

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vampire story (by Xavier)

One wednesday, after leaving english class, I went to the candy shop with a friend, Alberto. when we were paying I ask him why he was so pale and when he saw that he didn't have enough money he told ( ) the clerk, "I'll pay you another day", but she didn't trust him and told him, "NO!" He changed in to a vampire and ate her. This answered my question.

After we went to The New Square and we saw Toni, and since Alberto was still hungry, he ate Toni too.

After that we went to The Font picant. There we saw Bet, but sinse he didn't like her very much, and she was silly, he ate her.

Two days later we went to english class again and Mike gave us a lot of homework.
Alberto change into a vampire and ate Mike, Gille, Maria and almost me.

At 8 o'clock we saw the ghosts of the clerck, Toni, Bet, Mike, Gille and Maria. All the ghosts said "Boooooooooo", everyone except Bet, her ghost saie " beeeeeeeeee."

Alberto died of fright. I was the only survivor.

The Vampire Story (by Maria T.)

I'm going to tell you how I discovered that my grandmother was a vampire. This happened 2 years ago. I was 10 years old, and like every Saturday( ) me and my family went to my grandmother's house to have a family lunch.

In my grandmother's bedroom was a very very big closet that she never let us open, because she said that there was somethink very important that only her could see. This closet was always locked and the key was always in her pocket.

But that day me and my cousin decided to open the closet. We saw that she had forgotten the key on the bed and we tried to open the closet. When finally we got it open we found a very very strange thing...
We found a coffin, some candles, smalls jars with blood and ( ) other strange things..

The next day( ) that we went to my grandmother's house we saw that she ate differently from us, she drank from an a opaque cup so we couldn't see what she was drinking...

But we discovered that she didn't like being a vampire and we didn't tell anything to anybody..my grandmother is a vampire but she's fun..

The Story (by Bet)

The Story

One day I was going to have ( ) tea at my uncle's house. He prepared ( ) tea and some toast. When we were eating, I asked for some garlic because I like to put garlic on my toast and he said:
" I don't have any garlic, I don't like garlic"
I started to suspect that he was a vampire, and then he said:
" I am a vampire and I am going to suck your blood. "
And I ran out the house to find ( ) help. But he ran after me and grabbed my arm. The police saw me and arrested him.
And I returnec to my house.